love will not betray you
dismay you or enslave you- it will set you free

Books are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and they’ll wait for you forever; pay attention to them and they always love you back. (John Green)

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how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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The Young Family

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Why are uni students so obsessed with running around naked. Like the cold is not doing you any favours

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Funny Stuff you like?

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jane/billy + up close & personal

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If you want to learn what someone fears losing, watch what they photograph.
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Things to be found in John Green books.

I always loved how in his books you could go from something really profound to something like “hump the moist cave wall” so I made a side-by-side of some of my favourites.

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me tryin’ to get my life together

Nothing as ever been more accurate

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